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EXT. CHEZ PIERRE IN VAN
In van village. Eddie slouched back on his chair eyeing up
Jane who is glued to the monitor. Charlie sits behind her
comparing his belly and muscles to Patrick's.
They do make low fat milk dude.
Guys here really like, really work
out. Back home people ate food and
You do have the cultural
disadvantage. It's never too late
though, but I'm sure Lily loves you
anyway, for your freckles.
Dolly climbs into van.
Ask her on a date. I don't think
she is seeing anyone and she is
always on her phone so she must be
Oh yes, you should darling, she's a
sweetheart. You deserve a lovely
Okay, great Dolly.
We see the couple chat on the monitor. They seem nervy. Then
Patrick takes off his glasses, grab Carrie and kiss her.
Crew sits up.
What was that?
Did he just kiss her?
Good for him.
Why... Turn up sound.
On the monitor we see Patrick and Carrie stare at each other.
He pours wine.
What would you like to eat?
Not hungry. Nervous you see.
Yeah, I didn't sleep much. I had a
premonition this would be good.
So, what are you looking for in a
Someone who comes along for the
Carrie takes a sip and doesn't take her eyes of him.
I'm looking for a man who can keep
We won't be bored then.
Jane stands up.
They're like, totally actors. It
looks like it is set up!
Jane is holding on to the back of the chair like she's on a
dingy riding a hurricane. DOLLY is looking at her concerned.
But, I thought the cast...
Of course it's real guys, they are
just happy to see each other.
How do you know dude! Earl is
setting them up like, on purpose,
like, he is weird anyway...
He is like a psychic, he is
sensitive, smart and intuitive and
reads peoples emotions like my
grandmother used to do, bless her
soul. It's a gift.
Eddie raises and eyebrow at her. DOLLY checks her nails.
This is great tv.
And they look at peoples mental
Charlie wants to ask more but we see on the monitors how
Patrick grabs her hand.
You like to ride?
They get up to leave.
Cut to drones! Now!
Jane runs out. Eddie quickly switches to their nano drone
When they leave the restaurant they ignore the van.
DOLLY jumps out and quickly marches up towards them on her
heels. Jane is closely behind her staring at the couple
walking past, she is breathing heavily.
Quickly, catch them.
Hi, you don't waste your time, do
you! I'm so glad to see you two are
hitting it off. Going anywhere
They feel interrupted and continue walking.
Just going for a drive.
Yeah, thank you.
Great well, have fun and I am
looking forward to catching up in 2
days time in our studio.
Camera man zooms.
Well, aren't they in a hurry! Thank
you everyone for watching and keep
following our new couple online on
our livestream. And I hope you will
join us for our live show tomorrow
where we will catch up with them.
Bye for now.
EXT. CHEZ PIERRE OUTSIDE IN VAN
Crew watching the couple on the monitors.
Wow. Good one.
Okay guys, they are live.
MONITOR: Carrie is stroking his leg and looking at him while
he's driving, her eyes finally got some life in them. They
don't speak much. Patrick glances at her and smiles.
They leave town and drive fast along the coast. They look
like they'll be driving for hours.
Crew packing up, apart from Jane who is watching the monitor.
They are so going to be a hit. They
are like the perfect couple.
Mysterious, he's really fit, she is
They remind me of myself and my
second husband. Crazy times, like
someone cast a spell on me, I felt.
All ended in tears of course. He's
dead now, got attacked by an
alligator, bless his soul, it
didn't even eat him... Don't look
at me like that, I didn't kill him!
She laughs and looks at Jane to see if she heard her. Jane
I don't know where we would be
without living vicariously through
Oh, I'm here for you sweetheart.
Okay, everyone. Let's pack up.
Don't you think Jane? They are
like, really glamorous. That's
She pulls herself away from the screen.
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